near death experience.

Dear readers,
3 days ago, I almost died.Let me rephrase this, I ALMOST DIED!!! Did I see lights shining before my eyes? pff~On the contrary, I saw the back of my eyelids, just convulsing. My body fell into a sweet surrender, as I realized, if I gave one last breath, i would most probably die. It was the weirdest feeling, I actually knew i was going to die.A 6th sense if you will, and No, i did not see half bald Bruce Willis.
The last person I talked to was a very special girl(she pretty much saved my life), and she was telling me to call the hospital , because she felt I wasn't right(in the head most likely). I honestly thought i caught the flu of some sort, and I was being a "man " and handling the pain with a blanket and some tea. Boy was I wrong.
For hours , I covered my body with blankets to warm myself up, but my body just became hotter and hotter(ya know~ ya know~ ahah jkjk). Yet, I was FREEZING... and trembling. Sweating, but it was from cold sweats, not from actually being warm... I was being stubborn, because i've been in an AMBULANCE , and that shit is not funny. They charge 900 dollars just to ride in the bicccch~ so I said, HAIL no, i'ma coped this one out~(btw, why charge that much?anybody know?)
1-2 hours pass, and I felt faint, I couldn't move my fingers, nor could i speak.I felt like E.T , except i couldn't heal myself. I knew this was no damn flu...I was honestly thinking it was swine flu... condemning myself for not taking a shower recently. I was thinking , "you dirtyyy ass, you should have man T__T, you have should have washed ya ass!! look at yourself, now you got the piggy flu manggg T__T)
The last thing i saw on my aim-box was , " call your friend!!! " so with the last strength in my body, i leaned to grab my cellphone, and called a friend of mine that happened to live hours away. All I remember saying is " dude.. i'm sick.. please come ge..."
I don't even remember if i said anything else. Next thing I know, i'm in the dreaded E.R, with a big ass pipe down my throat... (don't even think of the gay way... tsk.)and I passed out again. More hours later, i was in the hospital bed with that butt-flap dress. I looked like a retarded ass Tarzan... You know that gown they give you, where if you get a boner its very impressive looking ... hehe~
Now, after a few hours, I was back in consciousness. Apparently, it was some sort of poisoning... who would poison me!?? They say, its more likely from liquids , then food... I told them, all I drank today was water... And bam, they sent some dudes to check my pipes and etc etc...wait that sounded gay.. the actual water pipes fools =_=.. anyways, they investigated , and they found nothing as of yet... though I'm forbidden to eat anything from my crib. Been eating Cam-bells soups and bottled waters for 3 days now... and I'm in hella pain. I feel a bit better now though.I've been shivering, throwing up, dry heaving, and just wanting to die!! However, In this experience, like always.. I realized, Life is DAMN short. Anything could take your ass out in this world, Yet we complain about the little shiet... I say this quite often, only to forget in an instance... but I thank God for reminding me with this kind of event to put me back in shape, and walk on. <-- deep, take it to heart ladies and gentleman.
For you lots out there who got issues and complaints, just imagine the pain i'm going through ahaha, and just brush your shoulders off. TRUST me, this shit ain't pretty... My stomach is EATEN ALIVE by my OWN ACIDS... comon now~ ahaha. So, I hope y'all have a better week, and a more positive attitude this week. Oh and I decided to stop writing my novel on this blog, sorry for the people who read it... I will just finish it, and publish it ^_^. Y'all better buy that shit, or i'ma cry. ANYWAYS... pray for me y'all~ and take care!!!

-Tenchijk-