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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

near death experience.

Dear readers,
3 days ago, I almost died.Let me rephrase this, I ALMOST DIED!!! Did I see lights shining before my eyes? pff~On the contrary, I saw the back of my eyelids, just convulsing. My body fell into a sweet surrender, as I realized, if I gave one last breath, i would most probably die. It was the weirdest feeling, I actually knew i was going to die.A 6th sense if you will, and No, i did not see half bald Bruce Willis.
The last person I talked to was a very special girl(she pretty much saved my life), and she was telling me to call the hospital , because she felt I wasn't right(in the head most likely). I honestly thought i caught the flu of some sort, and I was being a "man " and handling the pain with a blanket and some tea. Boy was I wrong.
For hours , I covered my body with blankets to warm myself up, but my body just became hotter and hotter(ya know~ ya know~ ahah jkjk). Yet, I was FREEZING... and trembling. Sweating, but it was from cold sweats, not from actually being warm... I was being stubborn, because i've been in an AMBULANCE , and that shit is not funny. They charge 900 dollars just to ride in the bicccch~ so I said, HAIL no, i'ma coped this one out~(btw, why charge that much?anybody know?)
1-2 hours pass, and I felt faint, I couldn't move my fingers, nor could i speak.I felt like E.T , except i couldn't heal myself. I knew this was no damn flu...I was honestly thinking it was swine flu... condemning myself for not taking a shower recently. I was thinking , "you dirtyyy ass, you should have man T__T, you have should have washed ya ass!! look at yourself, now you got the piggy flu manggg T__T)
The last thing i saw on my aim-box was , " call your friend!!! " so with the last strength in my body, i leaned to grab my cellphone, and called a friend of mine that happened to live hours away. All I remember saying is " dude.. i'm sick.. please come ge..."
I don't even remember if i said anything else. Next thing I know, i'm in the dreaded E.R, with a big ass pipe down my throat... (don't even think of the gay way... tsk.)and I passed out again. More hours later, i was in the hospital bed with that butt-flap dress. I looked like a retarded ass Tarzan... You know that gown they give you, where if you get a boner its very impressive looking ... hehe~
Now, after a few hours, I was back in consciousness. Apparently, it was some sort of poisoning... who would poison me!?? They say, its more likely from liquids , then food... I told them, all I drank today was water... And bam, they sent some dudes to check my pipes and etc etc...wait that sounded gay.. the actual water pipes fools =_=.. anyways, they investigated , and they found nothing as of yet... though I'm forbidden to eat anything from my crib. Been eating Cam-bells soups and bottled waters for 3 days now... and I'm in hella pain. I feel a bit better now though.I've been shivering, throwing up, dry heaving, and just wanting to die!! However, In this experience, like always.. I realized, Life is DAMN short. Anything could take your ass out in this world, Yet we complain about the little shiet... I say this quite often, only to forget in an instance... but I thank God for reminding me with this kind of event to put me back in shape, and walk on. <-- deep, take it to heart ladies and gentleman.
For you lots out there who got issues and complaints, just imagine the pain i'm going through ahaha, and just brush your shoulders off. TRUST me, this shit ain't pretty... My stomach is EATEN ALIVE by my OWN ACIDS... comon now~ ahaha. So, I hope y'all have a better week, and a more positive attitude this week. Oh and I decided to stop writing my novel on this blog, sorry for the people who read it... I will just finish it, and publish it ^_^. Y'all better buy that shit, or i'ma cry. ANYWAYS... pray for me y'all~ and take care!!!

-Tenchijk-

32 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness. I'm wishing you a speedy recovery. That sounds really scary.
    I'll keep you in my thoughts and prays.

    ciera (bluerose14@yt)

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  2. OMGGG TEnchi!!!! I Hope you feel better hun, one time I got really sick and thought I was going to die and was afraid to sleep because i thought if I did I would die in my sleep lol. OMG we are praying for u hunyyy <3

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  3. Wow!!! I'm soooooooooooo happy you are feeling better and you made it. Thank God for real and follow the doctor's specifications as per your health.

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  4. Sorry to hear you've been unwell. I hope you get better soon & discover the source of the poisoning. I'll pray for u.

    Amy x

    p.s I'll buy your novel if it's available to the U.K. tc. x.

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  5. Man that's scary man. I'll pray for you brother feel better. Than you be up and no time! God bless ya babe.

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  6. Omg the funniest unfunny blog I have ever read. I hope you get better soon!
    Hugsx1,000--->they always work!

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  7. Oh no poor thing, I felt something was wrong when I didn't see you in a while. I know that was a scare for you. It just let's you know that tommorow is not promised to us.You're reminding us not to easily take life for granted.
    Don't worry about the novel. I understand. I enjoyed going on that journey with you. When your book is published. You know I will buy it.

    God Bless
    Nema

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  8. So glad you're doing ok now. So they never find out what's the real problem huh?
    Now I'm freaking everytime I give my daughters food or water. Your incident makes me paranoid now.

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  9. haha that was funny, at least ur comedian out of ur own pain, I hope you get betters on. God blesses k hunny.

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  10. tenchi i will keep you in my prayers and and thank the lord you are here. and i am understand deeply how the experience you went through gave you a big realization
    everyone should enjoy life to the fullest

    hope u feel better!!!!!

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  11. OMG! You will be in my prayers! Thank God you are okay! I hope you recover soon and go back to being your old, healthy self!^___^

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  12. Dang boo, that's scary! Praying for you..

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  13. I'm sorry you're doing poorly, and I hope you'll be better soon. Though I must say you're even more amazing to be able to make light of your suffering. (on a somewhat related note, I'll buy your book! lol)

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  14. poor baby i hope you feel better god bless =)

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  15. Wow I just got off the stomach flu today and I thought I had it bad. I pray you feel better Tenchi. I hope your book sells also.

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  16. Aww tenchi i'm really glad to hear that you're doing better now. i don't know how i would have reacted if you didn't make it *shudders at the thought* please take care of yourself. even if that means you being absent from the internet for a long time, we'll understand. you're health comes first.

    much <3

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  17. Oh My God...is He a good God or what? Tenchi, baby, You are really scaring me boy! *sighes* Think of this as a blessing. God's telling you not to be ungrateful. Sad that most aren't able to have these experiences to kick our asses back into motion. Well, stay strong, get better. I will keep you in my prayer as always. Take as much time off as needed, we care about you and your health. Love you Hon. *hugs your hospital clad form*

    P.S. Buying that book! XD

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  18. Tenchi I am praying for u and i hope you feel better. I really hope you are taking all your meds and consuming plenty of liquids. I will buy your book if you buy mines !! lol feel better hun

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  19. Aww, I'm so sorry. That is horrible. I'm glad you are being positive about this though. You should really be careful about what you buy, eat, and drink. I'm glad you aren't dead. You are an inspiration and a wonderful person. I look up to you. I hope you get better, you are sooo amazing!!

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  20. oh my goodness, that is crazy/horrible D: it's good to see you're seeing the positive side about this whole thing. i hope you recover soon and that the source of the poison is discovered!

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  21. ohmygoodness are you loved<3

    I feel for you dawg. Being sick is not cool. It's pretty much the worst....

    You probably don't care that I hope that you feel better since everyone else here is already praying for your recovery.....but I'm hoping anywyas :)

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  23. God definitely has plans for you. It's true, life is short. (btw new to your vids and everything, just wanted to say thanks. I was feeling not so positive about life recently, but I was touched by some of your comments) anyway lol, I really pray that the Lord blesses you and you are quick to recover. Stay strong, you have a lot of support:-)

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  24. Wow this post really shocked me....I have a friend who died from food poisonning, its been three years now. If he only he went to the hospital a bit earlier, he would still be here. A few minutes can change a lot of things.... I'm glad that you found the strenght to make that call, I thank God that you are still here and I pray that you get well very soon! Please take care of yourself! God bless, Much Love XoXo

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  25. omg life is crZY, dats some scary shit an im happy ur okay. Continue praying because that shit is real . I'll pray for you and i hope you get better:(

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  26. hope you can recover soon! :S
    take care :)

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  27. I'm glad that your okay. I missed watching your videos and was excited when I got the tweet that you had posted something but now I'm sad that your not feeling well. I'll pray that you get better and that your suffering will be over soon.

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  28. Wow, it's like what do you say after reading something like this, it totally throws you off....man what a wake up experience huh, it truly proves with chilling reality that tomorrow is NOT promised and we are not special or exempt in any way from an untimely death. I'm so relieved your even able to type and admire that you're still able to maintain your sense of humor. I pray God speed over your recovery. :)

    Be Blessed

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  29. You made this sad and humorous.
    I hope you feel better.

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  30. Get well soon TenchiJK. This made me realize to me bold about certain things and stop complaining about every little detail about myself.

    peace out and blessed be.

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  31. Hello TenchiJK!!

    I hope everything is alright with you and that you get better soon!! You are one of kind especially when you know how to make people laugh!! My thoughts and prayers are with you!!!

    Teriko!!

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  32. Thank God you're alright.

    Please continue to take care of yourself, and please continue to follow your instincts (as I have said on your Youtube video as well)
    But THANK GOD that you are alright, it is amazing how one's instincts can be so strong.

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